KACONYOHAN

KACONYOHAN.. dedicated to cofibean

pare, cofibean is so inspirational talaga. imagine, i'm talking na like how he is talking din. well, it's not talaga kapareho like cofibean's way. but, for the sake of today's entry, i'm trying kaya my best to talk like cofibean.

it's been a hectic saturday kaya kahapon. i was like, man! what happened na to my face-to-die-for face. i got wounds all over my face kaya because of that stupid hair remover. i'm not gonna use na uli. it's like a traitor kaya. the package says kaya na magiging smooth daw ang mukha ko if un ang ginamit kong pangshave. it was a traitor pala. it was like paanghel pa sa tv advertisement. and they hire pa a hot model. but then, i realized na i was the one na nagkamali kaya. man, i read the instructions all over again, like an orc reading english na hindi nila maintindihan kaya inuulit-ulit. and then, it was not recommended pala to use it in the face. bullshit. so i suffered kaya for 2 days because mahapdi ang mukha ko. it was like my face was injected with botox. as in, and it was so hapdi pare. just for the sake of that stupid CAT na walang ginawa kundi make us suffer and giving us an uberly tan skin. i'm like uling na kaya. uling is charcoal no, don't be like bobo orc or something kaya. kaya my skin is like those black-residue-from-eating-barbecue-sa-mga-orcspots sa mga cheeks ng mga orcs na nakakalat sa kalye like those diapers na nginatngat ng aso sa kalye kaya. that's so ikee no.

so i promised myself na i would complain about that teacher as soon as possible kaya. as in ngayun na pare. he's getting into my veins na talaga pare.

stay away from those orcs dude-pare-man. so that we don't make layo to you if ever mahingahan ka nila. ok pare.

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again, this entry is dedicated to cofibean kaya and not to the orcs that keep on imitating cofibean like me kaya. i mean you need kaya the permission from cofibean kaya or generoso before you talk like this pare. so, i'm illegal kaya. kaya i'm going to make paalam to them na kaya right after ko tawagan the directress of our school. so pare don't be ambisyoso....